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blackfrancine So many wacky demons, so few memes with which to address their wackiness. But my pick for the wackiest (or maybe just plain weirdest) of all is...
The Doublemeat Palace old lady/penis demon.
IT'S WACKY BECAUSE IT'S A PENIS DEMON, YOU GUYS. A PENIS. IN DEMON FORM. AND THAT MEANS THE LADY'S FACE IS THE SCROTUM. A SCROTUM-FACED PENIS DEMON. That's enough reason right there to give her the wacky title.
But then! Her eyes! They go with the penis out the top of the testicle-head, and her saggy scrotum eyelids just hang there all wrinkly and useless. And, and, and! Then she ejaculates on you! The penis demon ejaculates on you, and you're paralyzed! Oh the metaphors! Wear a condom, kids. Wear a condom. And look at the mouth on that thing. Vagina dentata? I think not. Penis dentata.
And last--Willow comes along and, like a good lesbian, dismembers the penis after having dodged the spray of paralyzing ejaculate.
This demon is just too delightful. I had to commemorate it with its own day.
The character who should have gotten more screen time is...
Tara.
Come on. We all know she should have gotten beefier story lines. Tara's delightful. More delightful than the penis demon. And that's pretty darn delightful, my friends.
Tara's brave and strong and silly and sweet (if you don't believe me--and even if you do--read![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pocochina 's beautiful ode to Tara--it will make you want to cross stitch a likeness of her with a love poem under it). And I wish we'd gotten more of a chance to see Tara grow more comfortable with her strength and her silliness. To see her recognize what an invaluable member of the group she was.
Also, I put "Que sera sera" in the cut line because I was trying to think of a song with "Tara" in it and all I could come up with was Que tara tara. That and a bastardization of Sarah Smiles by Hall & Oates.
In other news: EEEE. I'm so excited. Tomorrow is gonna be the rec-post day! If it weren't already 2:00 AM, I'd spend the next 3 hours organizing my picks. Woot.
The Doublemeat Palace old lady/penis demon.
IT'S WACKY BECAUSE IT'S A PENIS DEMON, YOU GUYS. A PENIS. IN DEMON FORM. AND THAT MEANS THE LADY'S FACE IS THE SCROTUM. A SCROTUM-FACED PENIS DEMON. That's enough reason right there to give her the wacky title.
But then! Her eyes! They go with the penis out the top of the testicle-head, and her saggy scrotum eyelids just hang there all wrinkly and useless. And, and, and! Then she ejaculates on you! The penis demon ejaculates on you, and you're paralyzed! Oh the metaphors! Wear a condom, kids. Wear a condom. And look at the mouth on that thing. Vagina dentata? I think not. Penis dentata.
And last--Willow comes along and, like a good lesbian, dismembers the penis after having dodged the spray of paralyzing ejaculate.
This demon is just too delightful. I had to commemorate it with its own day.
The character who should have gotten more screen time is...
Tara.
Come on. We all know she should have gotten beefier story lines. Tara's delightful. More delightful than the penis demon. And that's pretty darn delightful, my friends.
Tara's brave and strong and silly and sweet (if you don't believe me--and even if you do--read
pocochina 's beautiful ode to Tara--it will make you want to cross stitch a likeness of her with a love poem under it). And I wish we'd gotten more of a chance to see Tara grow more comfortable with her strength and her silliness. To see her recognize what an invaluable member of the group she was. Also, I put "Que sera sera" in the cut line because I was trying to think of a song with "Tara" in it and all I could come up with was Que tara tara. That and a bastardization of Sarah Smiles by Hall & Oates.
In other news: EEEE. I'm so excited. Tomorrow is gonna be the rec-post day! If it weren't already 2:00 AM, I'd spend the next 3 hours organizing my picks. Woot.
